Condoms or Nah?

Here Is A 5 Ways To Have Safe S ex Without A C ondom!!!

Like me, I’m sure some of you guys are asking “what the f uck is a c ondom?”

 

I’ve done some research (mainly through Google so it may not be entirely accurate) and I’ve found out that “c ondoms” are something you put on your dick when you want to have s ex because it’s safer.

Well, how about that? You learn something new every day.

All jokes aside, I like to have s ex without c ondoms. The past 12 girls I’ve had s ex with have all been without a c ondom, and I’m STD and baby-free. Someone I know has never used a condom and has had s ex with over 50 girls. He’s also STD and baby-free. (stay safe having s ex and get the same feeling with these Ultra Slim condoms)

 

The media likes to scare people about the issue of having “safer s ex”, and girls tend to get more scared about these sorts of things. Well, I say “scared”, but once they’re in the right mood then their defenses and cares dissipate pretty quickly.

I’ve picked up girls in bars and gone home straight after to have s ex with them without the use of a condom. I’ve met girls online and had s ex with them without a condom, and I’ve had some “flings” with girls all without using a condom. One thing I’ve noticed is that they’ll all mention using one at first, but it’s pretty easy to get them to agree to not using one.

 

I have problems with condoms. I struggle getting them on and require a special size (extra small, of course) to get them to fit otherwise they’re too tight and don’t roll down. This kills the mood, kills my boner, and has resulted in me not having s ex because I wasn’t confident enough to push the idea of not using one.

Simply don’t have a condom

That’s right, just don’t buy any. Don’t have any reserves and don’t have a special one tucked away somewhere “just in case”.

Sometimes you can be in bed with a girl and you’ll try to have s ex without one, but she knows you have a stash. She’ll want to use one because her “anti slut defense” and “hamster” will kick in so as not to appear as that kind of girl.

When things get heated and she asks if you have any condoms, say “no”. Frustrate her enough from then on by getting her to crave your d ick so much so that she doesn’t care about using one in the end. This is my favorite and most trusted technique. Job done.

 

Convince her to get the morning after pill

I don’t want to have a baby, but I want to have lots of s ex without worrying about condoms. Despite contrary stories on the internet, I haven’t actually come across any girls that are looking to trap me (yet), but my concerns are strong and I’m very careful not to risk anything.

When a girl gets s exually frustrated and really wants you to f uck her, all you have to do is provide her with an excuse to do it. Living down the road from a pharmacy has helped me massively, because I could convince the girl to get the morning after pill “to be sure” the next day.

Convincing her is easy, especially if she knows you don’t have any condoms. If you’ve had s ex with her a couple of times in the night with a condom however, and want to switch to not using one, the “we can get the morning after pill tomorrow to be sure” line works a treat.

The next day, march her down to the pharmacy yourself or demand you get a picture of the pill off of her.

Note: For extra effectiveness, add “I’ll help pay towards it” too, even if you won’t.